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(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.
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Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.
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The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.
Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.
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Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.
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term used to define a woman who is almost perfect yet constantly eludes the man that is after her. Much like Moby Dick
Guy #1 "Brooke is such a Great White Whale, I never seem to be able to catch her."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."
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When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.
Someone who watches whale or other aquatic animals perform sexual acts.
Jake loves going to the aquarium, he must be a Whale Porn Enthusiast.