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Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.

I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.

by BennyKennedy March 30, 2009

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.

The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 30, 2013

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Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.

The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.

by Howard Schultz August 15, 2008

33πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Great White Whale

term used to define a woman who is almost perfect yet constantly eludes the man that is after her. Much like Moby Dick

Guy #1 "Brooke is such a Great White Whale, I never seem to be able to catch her."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."

by Tollie1856 March 22, 2011

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Whale Porn Enthusiast

Someone who watches whale or other aquatic animals perform sexual acts.

Jake loves going to the aquarium, he must be a Whale Porn Enthusiast.

by ILikeGoldDragons April 6, 2017


the Great Orange Whale

A popular nickname for that sinking ship of a sad sack person, Donald J. Trump.

Ever so harpoonable for so many reasons, the Great Orange Whale will not likely be the Republican nominee because the people don’t really want him to step back into the White House so he can damage the democracy any more than he already has.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

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