seasonal ho

A girl who only dates jocks when their sport is in season.

She's a seasonal ho; she only sleeps with baseball players during baseball season, during football season she sleeps football player; basketball season - basketball players - she seasonal.

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ho intel

The act of a girl helping another girl find a relationship by reporting to her when a guy talks about her or purposely questioning him about her.

Katie was collecting ho intel when she asked Jack about his feelings for Stephanie; that evening she told him everything he said.

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ho train

A group of slutty women dressed look like hos.

I just saw a ho train at the club.

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ho-wife

The ex slut turned housewife. The wife all your friends already banged.

That girl is James' ho-wife.

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ho tour

when you pick up a ho on the tour home from work.

Eric: Tom can we do a ho tour on the way home from work.

Tom: As long as I can pick up my ho too.

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HO-DOO

1. A puffed up haircut, usually held aloft with excessive amounts of gel and stanky spray; often a geri-curled

multi-colored mess, typically adorning street walking skank-ass prostitutes.

2. Any haircut which makes a bitch look whorishly hot.

With a big date planned later that night, Shamika went out and got a brand new ho-doo to match her shiny silver "fuck me" pumps.

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Ho-hoops

Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.

Whoa, her ho-hoops are the size of hula hoops! Does she take them off for fighting?

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