Ho-hoops

Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.

Whoa, her ho-hoops are the size of hula hoops! Does she take them off for fighting?

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Hoola Hoop Ho

A women, with an abnormally large cooter and the ability to swallow an entire XL penis (balls included) with her meatwallet.
The real talent begins when after the partner's "shit" has been engulfed in her hotbox, the Hoola Hoop Ho (HHH) begins to rotate around the male's package in a clockwise (sometimes counter-clockwise) motion
This can only be done by sluts, tramps, common street whores

"That Hoola Hoop Ho swallowed my balls" - paid lobbyist

Jeff: What the hell is a Hoola Hoop Ho?
Chris: the act of said ho sitting on your shit, and rotating her hips as if she is supporting a hoola hoop

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