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gettin it on, poppin ur cherry, sexual intercourse lololololol
hey where were u last nite
o i was stuffin the turkey with taht fineee girl
when during anal sex you cut your partners arms off with a butchers knife, causing your partner to bleed, you then put the bleeding arm in your anus giving pleasure to yourself. I didnt mention that your partner still has legs, now what your partner does here is stomp on your ribcage till your ribs are broken, then vomits on them. At the end you cum in your hair.
i gave your cousin turkey on the rocks
When a male sits in a cardboard box and the woman (or man, if you're into that) bastes the man's body and the baster says "ding" and then the person in the box comes all over.
I'm so into turkey basting these days.
When an older person has skin that sags in the neck.
My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.
to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls
Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap
Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross
The voluminous bowl of buttery tan colored liquid matter you discover after a twinge of the shits, not necessarily seasonally related to but often the day after a holiday dinner.
After eating Christmas Dinner at Marsha's grandparent's house, I made turkey water at the hotel.
When your mom and dad fill all there oldest kids holes with cum
Most people like to be Jack turkeyed on a mounted