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Loan shark means like a pro money lender who charges high interest rates which is how they earn money.
"Can I borrow 1000 dollars from you man?"
"Yea, but next week you owe me 1500$"
"You fucking loan shark! Oh alright."
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Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.
Not a recommended activity.
Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.
"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.
"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
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Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.
Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.
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An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...
1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair
2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.
See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that
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This is a term that is used when referencing the act of having sex with a woman while she's on her period. Sharks attack women who are menstruating in the ocean, and since you are having sex with a woman's bleeding vagina on the land, it is called 'land sharking'. It can also be called a 'shark attack' and is often accompanied by the Jaws theme song and a hand smacking motion immitating the clamping of sharks' jaws.
This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited
Latisha's on her period, but I'm so damn horny. I think I might land shark her anyway.
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A tooth that is either gummed out an angle or overlaps teeth; sometimes several teeth, giving the tooth a shark-like appearance. STS (Shark Tooth Syndrome) is usually passed through the maternal side, and is more widely pronounced with people of mixed race descent. Although it is possible to live a semi-normal life with STS, numerous drawbacks do pose obvious risks (ie; Eating, Brushing, Attracting the opposite sex). A cure has yet to be found.
"Hay Guys, Didja seen that there gal who dun walked bay us? Man She was pratty!"
*Shark Tooth Koboyashi Smile*
"Ah Gad!"
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A shady loan dealer, gives out loans at huge interest rates
I had to get a loan from that loan shark for my new car, but I can't pay him back
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