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you kno when you are like walking down the street and you see sekai machache you are like mahn what a big ol' bucket of arse she is..... Or when she is like thinking she is kl telling you are a fuckface after you declare love thts bucket of arse territory right there. cos in reality she loves gavin FITZPATRICK more than anythin in the world.
Kai: Hey gav
Gav: man yr a big ol' bucket of arse.
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A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
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A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."
Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."
There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.
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a condition whereby the victim ingests more food than their rectum is willing to excrete
person 1.gee she's a fat bitch
person 2.yeah if it was'nt for her bias (bone idle arse syndrome) she would look like posh spice
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Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.
"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"
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British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?
Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.
"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"