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A person known for his mysterious behaviour. Often convinced that he knows all. Always incredibly self-assured, a Gav is someone who cannot be messed with due his own knowledge and self confidence.
"Did you see that new guy, he is an absolute Gav"
"That guy at the party is so mysterious, what a total Gav"
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Gav, short for F1 GAV. He can be described as an absolute hero. Someone who can say "completed mate" at everything in life. The sort of person you would let sleep with your wife.. oh and daughter.....together ;)
Gav comes from humble beginnings, but became a man when he bought his first rari. He is often found parking his car illegally, but takes the fine because he is a baller, he is not a law abiding citizen, but instead above the law.
Most importantly, Gav loves a WhatsApp Voice note. If his fans send voice notes that are above 3 minutes long he gives himself points as a reward if he bothered listening to it all...these points are known as "Gav Points."
"I was a bit nervous about losing my virginity, but channelled my inner Gav and accidentally split her in half"
"I didnt get any matches on tinder, then I used a picture of Gav and my phone has now crashed"
"I have unlimited Gav points, I've completed it mate"
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A word that is similar to "cool" or "swag". Used only by the most cultured.
It originates from the rap underworld where a famous Korean MC blessed the world with this new term of pure swagger.
Friend A: says joke/shows something cool
Friend B: "OMG that one right der was so gav dude"
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n. everything and nothing at the same time!
adj. awesome, pretty, ugly, your mom, basketball resembling, super special.
verb. to dance, sing, hulahoop, say the alphabet, run with fleas, slap, stab, SLICE!!
Jane- Your so mean, I want to gav you!
Bob- If you must...
Ann- Gosh, your such a gav how could you do that!
Bill- Im sorry I didnt mean to be a gav.
Rochelle- Did you go to the gav yesterday.
Emilie- Ya the gav was Awesome!! you should go with me sometime!!
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Verb: "to gav"
Originally an acronym, "G.A.V." is short for "grossly anally violate".
Thought to have been coined in an attic in Aston Cantlow, UK, the word passed into schoolboy slang, in the sense of getting in trouble, or to feel someone's wrath.
"I didn't give in my homework...I'm going to get gavved"
"He kissed my sister? Oh, I'm going to gav him..."
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Something that is unlikely but true
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A great person, capable of amazing physical feats
"Did you hear Gav pulled a Gav and slept with Sarah. I can hardly believe it but it's true!"
"Check out Gav running, what a Gav!"
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When you say hello to someone and they completely ignore and blank you.
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