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15 year old prep student, rugby enthusiast and daily churchgoer.
i have recently committed my life to Jesus. however, I cannot withhold till marriage, it is my greatest sin.
Austin desmond: my biggest pet peeve. when you go active after you say goodnight
im just a little boy who needs help
my name is Austin desmond and i like older woman
The art of eating pussy on your knees
Noah: Yo bro how are you and your girl
BJB: Yo i austin bairded her last night
Noah: Thats sick asf
Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
Undefinable, oddly sexual, unforgettable deeply confused, biggest simp imaginable and in the closet.
Did you hear about Austin Bergen today.
A FLAWLESS FUCKING TURTLE WHO'S BEST FRIEND IS A FABULOUS UNICORN.
Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.
A short guy with absolutely no bitches.
I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.
A really short guy with no bitches
Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him