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The word “zero one two three four five six seven eight nine” is not used in a sentence. It’s used to spell out the numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 instead of writing them as digits.
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^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
15👍 7👎
Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas
Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
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When you go to the movies with your ex-partner and touch their wee wee
" What did you do with claire last night at the movies?"
"I did the number six"
The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.
Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!
Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!
*45 seconds later*
Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!
Getting eighty-sixed from a bar but by a regular customer and not 'officially' by the bartender.
You want to go to Oak & Ale tonight, bro? Can't. I got seventy-sixed by my ex at that place.
It’s When a man and a woman is in the 69 position in another woman is eating the other girls ass as she give him the Six-Nine-Six and squirts on a man’s face. The six-nine-six position.
I was getting 69’d and her friend started eating her ass and squirted all over my face, which entailed to be the Six-Nine-Six!