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Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.

Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!

by IHCMC May 28, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slevening A Head Clean Off

When you take a 35mm film canister of the movie "Lucky Number Slevin", and unravel the film to a confortable length in between your two fists, and then you use the sharp edge of the fimstock to slice someone else's head off their body.

Hey Bobby, look what that man over there is doing. He is Slevening a head clean off!

by Ben Greenberg & Stephanie Isaacson May 11, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


clean as your mother's reputation

deadset my heart and soul, clean as a kiwi cranny-bum

choice bro,now that's as clean as your mother's reputation

by S & A May 18, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

by MikeT2 March 12, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clean up on aisle one

A post-coital muff dive.

"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"

by kenikeli March 15, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning

Spraying cologne/perfume on your dirty clothing to mask the stench is Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning. This is related to a Puerto Rican Shower.

Oh snap, I forgot to do laundry again and my good white shirt smells like skank! Guess I'll have to do some Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning...

by michelada August 6, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nicky Drags Power Clean

Is when a girls legs are spread eagle on the shoulders, leaned against a wall getting eaten out.

Jenna Perrino got " Nicky Drags Power Clean" done to her for the first time.

by Harold King December 20, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž