Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.

Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!

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Fats Mcgee

Fats Mcgee is somebody with an incredibly overweight body and a seemingly small head, but is actually able to be an extremely fast and agile person with a laser rocket arm.

My cat got stuck in a tree the other day, but thankfully a Fats Mcgee saved it.

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hbdr

An acronym for "Happy Birthday" plus the person's name.

HBDR, you gay boy!