Clean My Cucumber either means:
To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.
Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.
Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!
Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.
Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!
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When you take a 35mm film canister of the movie "Lucky Number Slevin", and unravel the film to a confortable length in between your two fists, and then you use the sharp edge of the fimstock to slice someone else's head off their body.
Hey Bobby, look what that man over there is doing. He is Slevening a head clean off!
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deadset my heart and soul, clean as a kiwi cranny-bum
choice bro,now that's as clean as your mother's reputation
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A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.
Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.
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A post-coital muff dive.
"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"
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Spraying cologne/perfume on your dirty clothing to mask the stench is Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning. This is related to a Puerto Rican Shower.
Oh snap, I forgot to do laundry again and my good white shirt smells like skank! Guess I'll have to do some Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning...
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Is when a girls legs are spread eagle on the shoulders, leaned against a wall getting eaten out.
Jenna Perrino got " Nicky Drags Power Clean" done to her for the first time.
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