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1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving
P1: “Where’s my pie?”
P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”
P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”
A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls
Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite
A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.
The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business
Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.
You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.
A half eaten pickle found in a couch.
I found a couch pickle it is a little dry, but still pretty good.