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Cunt and a half

Someone who is so cunty, that they transcend all limits of previous established cunt limits, so they are given the name, "cunt and a half"

"Damn this kid is being a cunt and a half".

by Jack Boots March 16, 2008

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Cunt Destroyer

A guys that packs some serious meat, and has complete disregard for the bitches he's pounding resulting in their cunts been completely destroyed.

Bitch: Woah slow down I can't handle that massive meat!
Dude: I don't give a fuck, I'm a Cunt Destroyer

by Croyer October 15, 2013

269๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt Muzzle

n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.

See: cock block.

Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.

Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.

by Captain Kegel February 27, 2009

49๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

437๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drive-by Cunting

When an individual walks into a crowded, yet quiet venue (like a 7-11 or Target) and yells loudly "CUNT!!!!!" creating a massive state of confusion for the general public. Typically, said individual has their friends arrive first so they may discreetly witness this ambush.

whilst picking up some provisions at the corner store*

Man Walks in:
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shocked old lady to fellow shopper:
"Oh Heavens! did he really just say that?"
"Yea lady, that's what we call a drive-by cunting around here"

by werdtown February 18, 2010

48๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooked cunt

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 13, 2015

70๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt dracula

The name given to a guy that eats out a girl's cunt when she has her period.

My girlfriend is on her period, but I will still eat her out, I am cunt dracula.

by UrbanTony March 1, 2009

86๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž