A fictional place in the back of our minds that houses every little stupid mistake our unique self has to offer. This could range from simply mispelling a word, to crashing your car into a brick wall. Specifically, this word refers to mistakes that are in your future.
1. Person 1:
"Did that hurt?"
Person 2:
"Not really. I'm sure I've got worse things in the idiot-envelope!"
2. "Now he's just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope."
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When a girl really loves you but doesnโt want to say ยซ I love you ยป yet. So donโt get offended, youโre a lucky guy ! (She can also say dork)
John - ยซ I still love you for that! ยป
Girl - ยซ Haha youโre an idiot ยป
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A mix between idiot and dipshit. Insult for someone who is believed to be both stupid and ignorant.
Frank: "Brad walked into the flagpole again, he wouldn't stop talking about how he always does it and how much he wishes he would stop."
Joe: "What an idiot shit."
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An bull shit so called "rock opera" about how teens have so much trouble in life. Performed by 3 airheads that try to be different when really they conform to pop culture and are homophoebic.
A real rock opera is Tommy by the Who
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An individual or group member who is utterly incompetent and unorganized. They are identifiable as "that guy" who is constantly mooching off of the work of more responsible individuals and missing every scheduled meeting. They also have a nasty habit of being incapable of even the most basic tasks, such as handing in a piece of the report. When confronted, they claim that they "didn't get the email" or that they lost the directions sheet.
The guy who pretends like every girl wants him, yet in reality is considered a total creeper. The person who you hope you never have to work with, yet always get stuck with.
Example 1:
Jack: We're presenting the report tomorrow, do you have the translated sheets?
Brian: Uh, I thought I was doing the powerpoint.
Jack: No...we talked about this yesterday, and I mentioned it to you in the email.
Brian: I actually didn't get that email.
Jack: *sigh* Fine, well, I guess I can handle the translation if you already did the powerpoint, can I see it?
Brian: Uh...I actually didn't start it.
Jack: Useless idiot...
Example 2:
Ryan: Did you forget about the meeting?
Tangren: What meeting?
Ryan: The meeting to finish the presentation...
Tangren: Oh, I actually have something going on.
Ryan: You said you were free today you useless idiot.
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That Kanye West and his Twitter rants make him sound like a blubbering idiot high on cocaine!
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Bruce you fat flabby git, hope this works lol.
What the hell is you up 2. Has your mutha found that cucumbar Jim shoved up her...?
Yo, What the FCUK. Bruce yo iz nearly Obese. If you woz Ginga youd need to Die It lol
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