zero one two three four five six seven eight nine

The numbers spelled out

The word “zero one two three four five six seven eight nine” is not used in a sentence. It’s used to spell out the numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 instead of writing them as digits.

1👍 6👎

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

15👍 7👎

i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

151👍 4👎

Six inch barbell curl

Masterbating

Man... I'm so bored that even doing the six inch barbell curl doesn't excite me

A Right Number Six

'A Right Number Six' is used in reference to a person who is generally a spanner and thinks, usually in a sporting context, that they are better then they actually are. They also have a loud mouth and utilse this annoying all.

Bob: Did you see that centre half, a prize pillock whenever I have seen one.

Jim: Yeah, a Right Number Six.

six pack snap

Cousins to the six pack the six pack snap is when a male inserts two fingers into the females vagina and thumb into the anal cavity. While trying to pick her up like a six pack the make proceeds snap his fingers.

The six pack didn't work on her so I had to pull out the six pack snap.

The sixty six

Having recorded sex at Central Catholic in front of the football stadium.

Have you done the sixty six? My girl and I did, and let me tell you it was the Best...Night...Ever!!!