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lesbian sex is fun I guess????? ok nvm I have no idea how to use this in a sentence
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another name for the recently very popular, super tight, black yoga pants and/or tight black leggings. also known as lezzies.
Sometimes I feel like I look like a lesbian wearing these, but daaaamn, do I look good in these lesbian pants!
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(n.) a completely butch lesbian
I thought Bryce was a guy when I first met her, but she's just a carmax lesbian.
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A female who claims to not be a lesbian, but is often caught looking at other females in a sexual manner.
Cynthia: Molly, you are SUCH a lesbian!
Molly: I am not! I'm engaged to Dave!
Cynthia: True. Well, if you're not a lesbian, you're definitely a lesbian perv.
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she's straight but she acts like a dyke
here comes lesbian balls
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The excruciatingly delicate and emotionally wrenching circuitous process that a disenchanted heterosexual woman experiences due to the severe pathology inherent in all male relationships that drives her to the lesbian door (and we all know which door I mean?!) The "made" lesbian, once fully transitioned (it's an acquired taste) does not take on the physical characteristics of her alleged counterparts (better known as "the tribe"...need I go on...), but retains all of the charm, wit, social grace and elegance that is known as "woman". There are no weekly trips to Home Depot to buy "hardware", no plaid flannel accessories in the closet, nor is there the adoption of the "mullet", the "modified mullet" or anything that resembles a hair helmet with wings. The "made" lesbian knows that Manolo's and Jimmy Choo's are fine footwear, not basketball players, because we own several pair. No Tims/Nike wearin', Subaru drivin', divin' womyn here! We are devotees of fine dining, literature and anything culturally enriching. No, don't take us to "Funkytown" because we've already been there! We don't do the "Electric Slide" and we will NEVER be on the "Double Dutch Bus"!!! Why, you ask? Because we are generally pleasing to the eyes and the general public does not go out of their way to avoid us on the common sidewalk, either due to appearance or girth. The "made" lesbian is a furtive creature baffling detection by even the most trained eye. Her needs are simple, merely someone of the "remaining sex" to lavish undying respect, affection, fidelity and emotional warmth upon her (pedestalization is okay too!) without forgetting that penetration is a stated requirement
As Dorothy rose from the dank bed in the seedy interstate motel, reeking of liquid testosterone, she glanced at Married Ted, her noontime tryst and was drawn hypnotically to the sand depot on the interstate. "If only I had become a "made" lesbian, she mused...
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A heterosexual male who is so camp, even appear gay and like a female in every way except appearance but still is attracted to females not males. This is a man lesbian.
"hey John, you gay? aren't ya?!" - Bill
"no i'm not gay, i've got a girlfriend..." - John
"Ah you're a man lesbian then..." - Bill
"Yes I love perfume and I read Vogue but I still make love to my girlfriend like there's no tomorrow!" - John
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