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When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag
“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”
When you choose to do the wrong thing but fuck that up and accidentally do the right thing.
Jerry thought the spelling word was neigh not knee; he fail flip-flopped when he though neigh was spelled "knee".
The 200 something pound Guy who makes a mark for only doing BELLY FLOPS OF THE "DIVING BOARD" and piwers through the Red marks he gets and does it more than twice. He also gets praised for doing the Belly FLOPS and lowering through the Big RED MARKS he gets.
Did you see Belly Flop Man he is being so awesome, he's doing BELLY FLOPS for our amusement I love him. I wish I had the coujrage and confidence he has.
When your flip-flops cause you to have a catastrophic fall.
Joyce's flip-flop-tastrophy busted her face up!
Fancy flip flop
Very cute girl who changes her mind often
"Stella sure is a Fancy flip flop
When two guys cover the bed with flowers, have sex while taking turns being the bottom, all while having diarrhea from the dirty East Asian local water.
“Hey Scotty, the vaca here in Bali is great, want to celebrate with a little butt sex?”
"Only if we take turns being the bottom"
“That drink at dinner has me messed up, so this could get ugly”
“Did someone order the ‘Bali Flip Flop’?”
"I'm ready..."
This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.