Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.

I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...

Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.

Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.

Bluffton Brown

the shittiest weed you will ever smoke. Often brown and dry to the bone. Not even worth smoking.

Bitch this shit is some Bluffton Brown

Brown Humour

Any humor that reffers directly or indirectly to the toilet and other related activities.

I hate it when Chad uses brown humour, it stinks.

brown blizzard

The reaction that occurs after drinking four shots of expesso on an empty stomach.

I drank so much expresso I got a brown blizzard and had to change my pants.

brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.

I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.

Brown Carrie

When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.

I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.