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To unleash an incredibly large quantity of semen onto a crowd of innocent bystanders with no shame or regret of doing so.
Not to be confused with Broken Hose, Crying Snake, Saggy Water Balloon, or Sex Monsoon.
He got tired of waiting at the bus stop and decided to fire hydrant everyone around him.
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Literally no one's ever used this in a sexual connotation.
It was used in the movie 'Disturbia' where a scene appeared to invoke some kind of sexual tension moment when the killer says "someone as intelligent and attractive as you doesn't need to be wasting her time stoking the fire" while appearing charming and dark at the same time.
You can find the exact scene by searching "Disturbia (6/9) movie clip" in youtube.
What he was actually implying is that she doesn't need to piss him off when all he wants is privacy.
How this was misinterpreted is beyond me. Stoking the fire means to agitate the embers of a fire to keep it burning when it's almost out. Agitate being the keyword.
Q: What are you doing with that stick?
A: Stoking the fire, it's almost dead
A: I know your car got stolen but I accidentally ran over your cat
B: You're just stoking the fire now...
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Describes the way a girls nipples are pointing. When a pair of breasts sag and the nipples are pointing downward. These are some of the worst of nipples you can encounter.
Jay: So how was jen last night did you hit it?
Tom: Yah I did she was great but her nipples were downward firing.
Jay: Ouch that sucks.
Tom: Yah it was a major let down.
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On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera
}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him
-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush
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When you skeet on a red headed woman and you put her Red Fire Crotch out.
Dude i Fire Foamed that red headed bitch!!!!!
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Any situation that interrupts the normal flow of a checkout line — resulting in the cash register and/or cashier metaphorically bursting into flames. Causes include employee incompetence, consumer ignorance or (in rare but highly disruptive circumstances) an actual technical malfunction. Register fires typically strike without warning, usually during peak shopping hours. While a shopper can sometimes spot a register fire in progress and avoid the affected checkout line, most register fires are impossible to predict.
Don’t get in that line. Looks like a register fire.
Some idiot tried to return a CD without a receipt and started a register fire.
Her credit card got declined. Register fire! Abort!
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A random series of events that are hot messes, train wreaks, colossal fails, that are totally out of your control.
The entire year 2020 was a dumpster fire.
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