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Politics

What people on Urban Dictionary like to put on here instead of funny meanings for words

John: Hey have you checked out urban dictionary?
Joe: No, its gotten to political, too much politics for me :(
John: Yeah I noticed that, I wanna quit now :(
Joe: :(
John: :(

by Joesphzulu December 22, 2020


Politics

Many blood sucking parasite

Yeah we're learning about politics in school.
Damn! the Politics nowadays suck.
Watch out for the politics over there in The Tall Grass.

by Adrien James November 21, 2019


Politics

A way to gently prove that you’re better and smarter than everyone. Usually by a person who knows as much about democrats as he does about what a pussy looks like.

Best mindset- politics are important but when someone is saying a joke that’s not a pass to start pissing glue

by I lost the big game June 2, 2021


lego politics

A term used when describing life because "lego politics" is pointless to anyone other than a lego.

John: Look on the bright side you're living!
Sean: Life is lego politics bro, it's pointless and worthless

by GGATOR April 17, 2017


Political recluse

1: A politician who does not frequently interact with the people who live in the constituency they represent
2: A politician who does not frequently interact with other politicians in the level of government they work in

Senator Moninclair is a political recluse; for she rarely interacts with people from the area she was elected to serve.

by Vanguard 1998 March 24, 2021


Political Perry

That one guy that will always bring politics and their views into absolutely everything that you are talking about.

Person 1: Hey what did you think of that new movie?
Person 2: It was pretty good to be honest

Person 3: They just made the protagonist black for publicity
Person 2: See this is why we don’t like you, you’re such a Political Perry

by CrocoWithAGlocko November 2, 2021


polite bite

a tone that someone has to their voice where they say the nicest thing and have venom in their voice so it doesn't come out sounding nice

"We will go to the park, won't we?"

and sounds like " We are going to the freakin park and your going to freakin love it, so shut the heck up."

and the person it was said to mumbles "easy with the polite bite"

by spankyy December 30, 2008