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{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."
Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --
Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
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A very short skirt whose sole purpose appears to be to hold the pussy(vagina), and or underwear in place
Damn that skirt is short, it's definitely a pussy belt.
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LAM ASS SNOW that everybody bitchs about being to hard to get to work in or to hard to shovel, any thing less then 12 inches
Damn coworkers said the would be late to work because it snowed, " that's Pussy Snow, Man UP bitches"
The art of fucking vigorously until the ladies vagina inflates like a balloon
Girl I just fucked Vincent now I’m suffering from balloon pussy
You hear about Raquel and Dj? I heard he gave her balloon pussy last night.
Where you store your extra pussy between rides, alternative term for a little black book.
Davey: I keep all my extra bitches in the pussy stable.
Jessica: Like you have enough pussy to fill a stable.
A girl who's a nonstop bragger about how many guys are on her/ she can get
1: "I hang out with so many guys"
1: "Oh yup, he use to like me, so did the other guy"
2: "Oh stfu you pussy bragger"
having sex with someone new without ever intending to.
Aubrey: I tried calling you yesterday after work 3 times but you didn't answer.
Brad: Yea, sorry man, i dropped Jeremy off at home and then i got some accidental pussy from his roommate. It was some good hot pocket.