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Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!
Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!
Dave: What on earth is that??
Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...
Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!
Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
AKA, the homeAID
Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.
When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .
Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.
When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out
Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven
Another word for Branson,Missouri.
"Johm were goin to redneck vegas you goin?"
When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after
My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell