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Any flavor of Monster Energy.
Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?
Another term for Monster Energy.
Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!
Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!
Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!
Dave: What on earth is that??
Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...
Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!
Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
AKA, the homeAID
Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.
When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .
Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.
The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard