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Band named after two gay teens that used to work at a pet shop and repeatedly inserted rodents into their asses. See felchmonger
Man this house is full of rats! Looks like the pet shop boys asshole!
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Shopping basket confidence is the amount of confidence one has in the ability of the basket to hold all items that will be purchased on a trip inside the grocery store. This variable confidence score is used to determine whether the shopper will use a shopping basket or opt for a cart. Shopping basket confidence is generally very high at the front of the store prior to loading any items in said basket. The confidence level decreases rapidly however as the patron wanders aimlessly about the store picking up items they suddenly remembered were necessary in order to make it til the next trip. The patron must then decide to either leave without getting all required items or suffer the ultimate humiliation by going back to the front of the store and getting a cart. The level of shame at that moment is exactly proportional to the previous shopping basket confidence.
It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.
Dude! My shopping basket confidence was shattered when I remembered I needed a case of beer, a case of sodas and a 40 pound sack of dog food.
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Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.
Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.
Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.
Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.
Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!
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This constitutes last minute frenzied shopping. To cope with the previous statement, alcohol is introduced to alieviate stress and inhibit relenting feelings to dish out large sums of cash for gifts. Include buddies.
1. “Well, the gift seemed like a good idea at the time.”
2. "You bought your mom racy lingerie? The hell were you thinking?" Uh...dunno, booze-n-shop?
3. "Whoop whoop! It's the third annual baby!!"
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When somebody is forced into a cubby in a wood shop class. (It can be any class, but usually a wood shop has cubbies for storage space.) The person is locked in, and people block the door. The person either has to get a friend to escape, or he can break free. If he cannot escape, then he might be let out. Upon release, the captors sing "Wood Shop Cubby Baby" to the tune of Family Guy's "Prom Night Dumpster Baby".
Tommy got so pissed when we made him Wood Shop Cubby Baby.
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Another nic spot that is located on Campus Corner that many OU tards make frequent trips to. This place is also a very common spot for all the brown boys at OU because the owner also happens to be a brown boy so it's convenient since brown people always want to feel that brown connection. The owner also happens to be an avetard so you have to think twice before you do business here since it might be hit or miss. I love seeing avetards making big moves tho, and opening your own smoke shop is the biggest of biggest moves.
I hit up Wicked Clouds Smoke Shop the other day and that hoe is way better than Lifted Smoke & Vape, if you're going to Campus Corner for a smoke shop, only go to Wicked.
The go to spot in Norman for an avetard nic run. This place helps feed the nic addiction for all the OU tards due to its convenient location near campus. When you walk into the store, you will be greeted by a huge ass fish tank that hasn't been cleaned since the last time OU football won a natty. For some reason the owner of the shop wants to put his hand in that dirty ass fish tank and harass the fish even though he thinks he's petting them. All love to the owner tho because that nigga never IDs and that makes it easy to go in and get whatever you need from the store's wide variety.
I went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to cop some nic and when I walked in, I'm pretty sure the owner was trying to fuck his fish but I just minded my business and grabbed what I needed and got the fuck out.
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