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When you make an ejaculation emoji on IOS and your android friends see something else.
She asked me what I wanted to do and I sent her 🥖💦 and she said hotdog tears
Urban Dictionary: Tear Dup.
Defaming another (tear DOWN, with tear as to rip; "tare") to cover-UP, conceal, or justify your own misdeed by ascribing shame to another. Bonus points if done under the umbrella of a religion (tear pronounced as to cry; "teer").
Usage:
1. She made him look a fool and was all tear dup in emotional adultery with another man. gamesmanship
2. They screwed up their own administrative process almost killing me from behind their desk, and were all teared up about it, said it was my fault. cover-up
3. It was fraud, and they were all tear dup over that would-be whistleblower. deceit corruption
4. She is a pastor now, and is tear ("teer") dup that her younger brother remembers what she did to him as a child. hypocrite shame
5. He is just tear dup because he is a cop and he stole from his brother. betrayal deceit
"Nerd Tears" is basically another way of saying someone is "Geeking Out" particularly nerds that are fans of all kinds of pop culture rather it be fan service or nostalgic connections appearing in their favorite media.
"I know this is lame but I broke down into Nerd Tears when I saw Hayden Christensen reprising his role as Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker in the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series".
"Seeing the fan casting of John Krasinski as Mister Fantastic in Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness was a dream come true, it brought me to Nerd Tears in the theater opening night".
When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.
Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.
When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.
You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!
A Tear of Terror takes place when wiping your ass and your finger or fingers break through the TP into the mess that's left on your ass.
After taking a shit at school and using their cheap ass 1/232 ply TP, the Tear of Terror took place. Worked for a half hour getting the shit out from under my finger nails.
when a man takes his penis and cums in a womens eye balls. this is also sometimes called cum drops
last night gary gave me white tears
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