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john b

the most attractive man in the outer banks

have you seen john b lately?

no, haven’t you heard? he died in the ocean during a storm

by βœŒπŸΌπŸ˜— April 27, 2020

77πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


John Fahey

John Fahey was an acoustic guitar player. He is credited with starting a genre 1960's known as "american primitive guitar". He drew influnce from blues artists such as: Charlie Patton & Bukka White. As well as influnces from indian music ala Ravi Shankar and the classical music of Bela Bartok and Charles ives. Creating his own eccentic and original style using bluesy syncopated rhythms usually used to accompanying blues vocals, but instead applied to neo-clasical instrumental compositians. In 1959 he co-founded Takoma Records, that would, along with his albums, also supported the recordings of various other like minded guitarists such as; Leo Kottke, Robbie Basho, and Peter Lang. In the late 1970's he began to suffer from a drinking problem and Epstien Barr sydrome. This caused his touring and recording output to slow to a crawl; and thus, he drifted into obscurity and poverty during the 1980's. in the 1990's he had a comeback of sorts, releasing albums such as City of Refuge & Womblife using heavy elements of Avant-Garde music, which he had been experimenting since the 1960's. In 2001 John Fahey passed away after undergoing a sextuple bi-pass operation. He is remembered as a giant of 20th century music and as the godfather of modern solo acoustic guitar.

John Fahey is Fucking Kick Ass!!!!

by guthertheman August 24, 2009

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


schlong john

If, while eating a long john, the filling shoots out the end, the long john becomes a schlong john. Can also be used for particularly long and skinny and/or phallic long johns.

Whoa! Watch where you point that schlong john.

by SamAdams February 1, 2005

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


John 5

One of the greatest guitarists ever. Just listen to "Para-Noir" from The Golden Age Of Grotesque. Real name Is John Lowery.

Jimmy: Did you hear John 5 quit Manson?
Mike: He didn't quit you fucking dipshit, he got kicked out!

by Corb August 12, 2004

105πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


John Daly

n. a mixed drink 2 parts vodka, one part iced tea, one part lemonade

n. a golfer infamous for drinking and gambling (and playing golf)

"I'd like to order a John Daly... it's an Arnold Palmer, add vodka."

"Did you see John Daly miss that putt today? I think he's on the sauce again."

by Benji12 July 27, 2006

84πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


john harkes

The greatest espn commentator in the world. also just an overall great guy, who goes out of his way to help other people. not to mention he's a fucking god at soccer.

I love watching John Harkes on ESPN.

by soccerloverforever March 13, 2010

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


John Murphy

Part of the 100.
Killed his father.
But nonetheless he's a sweet boy<3.
(also his boyfriend is Bellamy Blake)
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'I'll kill you, in a non-criminal type of way.'
-John Murphy

by notrichardharmon June 29, 2018

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž