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A level of crazy that is crazier than whack but less crazy than batshit insane. NOTE: this does not apply to situations. It is only used to describe people or other animate objects.
Don't call that chick, bro - she's crazier than a fruit bat.
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A very fun drinking game. The rules are as follows:
1. Pour a Four Loko (or any other energized alcoholic beverage) into a wiffle ball bat
2. The person now has to chug the Four Loko out of the wiffle ball bat and the person watching has to count how many seconds it takes the other person to chug
3. Once done chugging, the chugger gives the wiffle ball bat to the watcher
4. However many seconds it took the person to chug is the amount of time the watcher gets to beat the shit out of the chugger.
John: Timenzo! It took you 25 seconds to chug. I now will proceed to beat the living shit out of you with this wiffle ball bat for approximately 25 seconds.
Timenzo: Fuck my Life!! Dizzy Four Loko Bat is Insane!
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what u say to someone who just got angry or asked u to do somthing u dont want to do.
2.can be replaced by settle down.
1.
Angry person: WHY THE FUCK ARE U STILL HERE!!?
You: Go bat off a dog
2.
why dont u just go bat off a dog
why dont u just settle down
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Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.
He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.
Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.
When you have a guy skeet in ur ass and then a girl with a big black dildo fucks you in your asshole and then beats you off and pulls out of your sss as you come making everything leak out of your ass and dick
Me, daryl and debbie had an upside down baseball bat last night and it was the best anal explosion I have ever had
Her tots are huge, I’ love throwing the bat in the upper deck
Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.
'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'
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