Someone who cannot close their mouth for more than 1 minute.
Hey max close your mouth and ill give you a super arcade token. *15 seconds later* :O <---- still Open Max
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The biggest douche-fag ever. He is one of the hosts on Deadliest Warrior, and he seems to go out of his way to make everyone hate him.
"What's the Deadliest Warrior guy's name?"
"Max Geiger, fucking fag..."
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This person is usually grossly over-weight and has more facial hair than Osama Bin Laden.
1. 75% of what this person usually says is bullshit. The other 25% is also bullshit.
2. This person will have a severe fetish for gingers: Male, female and animals.
3. Ebay is his facebook.
4. Commonly found in a shit hole surrounded by shit.
And that's it Bob's your uncle.
'My boyfriend has been a bit of 'A Max Fleming' recently; I'll probably chomp his cock off next time he tries to shove it in my mouth.'
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Anything that is irritating or obviously annoying, and is offensive to fashionistas everywhere.
OMG, that haircut is offensive to the max!
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A rare mineral with high resistance to shear forces and straight-on impacts. Used in deep sea mining and as bait during big-game hunts.
See also booty
"I'll be lowering some Max Willis to the sea bed in preparation for the extraction of that aluminum thiosulfate."
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A all out very awsome dude very and some and a nynfo who can get any girl ever. Max means Large Penis in Russian. He is somthing many women come to see a great man handsome and smart cool in all situations he dwells in the land of chicago suburbs and pimps many women along with is many homies orlando carlos abel jesse jordan erik micheal noah steven raul exc one great man you would love him if you ment his native american sexy love.
Oh I love Max Byrne he is so hot!
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