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When you suddenly realize you lost something that you just had (ie: eye glasses, keys, cell phone) you get this panic look on your face, your stomach drops and you do a 40 yard sprint to the last location you thought you had them, to realize you had them all along.
Person #1 UH OH! You have your panic face on, what did you lose?
Person #2 I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.
Person #1 Get back here dumb ass! There on your face.
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of, pertaining to, marked by facial reaction caused by consumption of something a consumer finds distasteful. It is completely reactionary and cannot be simulated effectively.
Example 1:
Andre: My favorite drink is Vodka and Red Bull.
Steve: Vodka is nasty, I can't even drink it without getting reaction face.
Example 2:
"Jorge is such a douche, watch how he gets reaction face every time he takes a shot."
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The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.
Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.
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To be extremely drunk, shit-faced, intoxicated, crunk, sloshed, hammered, tippsy, or alcoholized.
When you are so out of it because of alcohol that your cheeks turn red, vision is blurry, and you think you are so tough you can spit fire!
I was so Dragon Faced last night that if fought Chuck Norris for some fat chick.
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When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.
Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.
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Someone who has horse teeth, a pigs nose, rabbit eyes, or any other combination of farm animals.
Ew look at that girl, she's a farm face.
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Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.
Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!
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