A stupid app that Elon fucks in his sleep
What’s Twitter?
The Baby Momma of Elon Musk’s Kids
Where K-Pop stans and Feminists unite to create the steaming pile of shit we call Twitter
"Bro, I hate Twitter."
"Everyone does, it's shit."
A Place where any type of opinion is automatically offensive and if anyone notices your comment, You're done for.
Random twitter user: I prefer McDonalds instead of burger king
Other Twitter user: OMG THIS PERSON LIKES MCDONALDS!?!?!?11?!?//
Everyone: !!!
A place where any type of opinion is considered 'Controversial', No matter how small or big it is.
Random Twitter user: I just think McDonalds is better than burger king
Everyone: WTF EWWW YOU LIKE MCDONALDS??? YOU'RE GROSS!1!!
where your opinion does not matter
person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION
Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,
it also causes insomnia.
Twitter is ruining my life.