A man named coleby and has sighns on his wite van that says free candy free wifi free puppies
Oh my god did you see coleby ya he's such a uncle touchy
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The act of pretending to be an uncle to three young girls, then raping them.
"Those Tanner girls just got an Uncle Joey. They'll never be the same."
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Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut
ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE
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The Only Man Who Can Save America is Crazy Uncle himself.
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A complete tool; someone who lacks respect from anyone, and talks a big game and it just makes them sound more retarded.
Hey Matt, lets saran wrap that that dude's desk. He'll try to play it off like he did for some dumb ass reason. hes such an uncle steve.
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Uncle Mo, Moses Lester, or Moby Lester is another word for an Australian Pedophile that stays in dark corners and intersections, and takes advantage of little kids. Comes from Mo Lester.
Uncle Mo: Hey there kiddie, Iโm Moses Lester, my friends call me Moby, but you can call me Uncle Mo.
Kiddie: *wets his pants*
Uncle Mo: come a bit closer, buddy.
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When living on the streets, a street uncle is someone who provides you with drugs, money, food, shelter, and/or advice in exchange for sex or other favors.
When I first became homeless, my street uncle gave me heroin and a place to sleep.
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