Watch your A’s

A term used for when you are likely to be kicked out of a GTA Online game if you click your A button (The dame button as your standard sprint button).

Grand Theft Auto V’s shitty party connectivity system will surely ruin your day.

Warmonger: I just bodied this fettle child
Ironclad: Watch your A’s
Warmonger: *While sprinting, gets dragged into another session*
Ironclad: Yeah

hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.

Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.

town-watch

(verb): A term originating from the suburbs of Philadelphia, PA (particularly Lansdale), that characterizes a group of people who take part in an excursion by foot around a designated area. Individuals involved in said excursion typically debate deep questions surrounding humanity including topics of philosophy, spirituality, politics, and scientific discovery.

Are you interested in going on a town-watch?

keep watch

Verb: invite others to witness you triumph

When the naysayers & haters think you about to fall but you one step ahead. Invite them with front row seats to watch you rise above the mess.
Keep watching and see that your negativity is making me stronger and causing me to shine that much brighter.

FB status: You thought you broke me when you stabbed me in the back. I have been making moves for such a time as this.

#KEEP WATCH👁👁

Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

Wet watch

When Pooch is being a pretty girl and a sad giraffe all the while blowing up the group text. 🤣

Pooch just wet watched the shit outta the group text.