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watched movies

What you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. Very futile trick yet the 'perpetrator' is typically convinced of its effectiveness.

Friend 1: I saw that "Insert name here" stayed over last night, was she in your room?

Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR

by LoopyEngineer February 3, 2018


Buzz-Watch

Buzz-watching is the activity of watching a television show or movie while under the influence of alcohol or marijuana to enhance the watching experience.

John: Hey, wanna buzz-watch Wonka this weekend?
Louise: I'm so down! You want me to bring some edibles?
John: Sure, but I think I'll just stick with beer this time around.

by TimmothyTT March 8, 2024


Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.

Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?

by dolphinwatching June 18, 2021


mehz watch

The process of Nawa creepily watching Mehroz getting ferociously pounded by a transgender.

This is no time or place for mehz watch you dirty shits!

by Mehzsucksjoe February 19, 2020


Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

by sdinaz October 24, 2023


Watch Superbad

To "Watch Superbad" is to lay down hold your girlfriend and tell her how much you love her. Possibly with a bit of boob holding but mostly kissing her and telling her she means the world to you and that your life is so much better with her.

Hey babe you wanna "Watch Superbad"?

by User_Generated April 27, 2024


nights watch server

the best server on discord.this server is almost perfect with the sole flaw of some shit members like jose and redpee

adarsh: dr crazy is so cool he is the best member of nights watch server. i wish i was like him
zoro(chamaar):yeah me too the worst member of this server is redpee
kanishk:?kick redpea
redpea is kicked
kanishk :now this server is perfect

by jose ki mummy September 8, 2021