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When one partner is much taller than the other. The shorter uses an actual ladder to perform perfect cunnilingus or fellatio.
"You too short, you cant suck this dick even standing! Time for ladder sex fellow cellmate."
Sex between two consenting people.
Her daddy caught me riden’ ‘er like Sea Biscuit but was relieved when she looked over her shoulder and said, “Don’t worry daddy, it’s conjugal sex!
A way to describe a long sex session. Made by Lucas Cruikshank.
Boy: Me and my girl were getting it last night
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
sex lover:loves having it errday, can’t wait to do it again
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Scar from the _mcytc0ll4bx
person 1- damn youre such a sex lover
person 2- SCAR FROM THE _mcytc0ll4bx!??!!??!!!
Something that makes no sense, or has no context or meaning behind it.
Yesterday I observed some baki sex. A guy ran up to me, pulled down his pants, and said "kiss it". He was, of course, referring to his ps3 playstation.
when you have sex but only with your teeth. so like kiss but bite, oral but bite
oh shit im bleeding from all the hot teeth sex last night man
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