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chris pratt syndrome

A phenomenon in which an individual is commonly and repeatedly seen in media. People such as actors, VA's, and music artists can fall under this category. Alternative names include Dwayne Johnson syndrome and John Cena syndrome.

Guy 1: yo that Micheal Kovach guy is in every indie animation
Guy 2: yeah he's got total Chris Pratt syndrome

by splintthefirst January 05, 2024


Billionare's Syndrome

Extreme hoarding of wealth combined with a form of narcissism that makes you think you can influence governments and people.
Includes not spending money on other people unless it comes with benefits for self.
Being completely out of touch with anyone else on earth because you have too much money to know what to do with.
The attempt to buy countries, votes, people and leadership roles.

See: Donald Trump, Elon Musk.

"I heard Elon Musk has aspergers and doesnt know better"

"Nah that fuckwit is too rich, he knows, he just has Billionare's Syndrome and thinks we can't figure it out"

See also,

"Trumps raised the price of prescription drugs"
"No surprise, Billionare's Syndrome - he only wants the rich to live."

by Yougottabekittenme January 27, 2025


Billionare's Syndrome

Extreme hoarding of wealth combined with a form of narcissism that makes you think you can influence governments.
Includes not spending money on other people unless it comes with benefits for self.
Being completely out of touch with anyone else on earth because you have too much money to know what to do with.
The attempt to buy countries, people and leadership roles.

See: Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Gina Reinhart.

Person 1: "I heard Elon Musk has aspergers"

Person 2: "Nah man, people with aspergers know what a Nazi salute is, that fuckwit has Billionare's Syndrome."

by Yougottabekittenme January 27, 2025


Hadfield Syndrome

When an adolescent male in his first year at uni overcompensates for his shit football skills and poor grafting technique by making a football team so he can be "player-manager"

Did you hear about the new football team Sam started? Clearly he's got Hadfield Syndrome!

by Hadfield Syndrome February 03, 2022


Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.

Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.

by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022


Sampson syndrome

Sampson syndrome

The man suffers from sampson syndrome

by Will Sonnet August 15, 2022


Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 14, 2023