Me: "What are you dressing up as for Balls Day?"
Balls Day Enthusiast: "Balls."
The national and international day in which the male genitalia and the gods related to them are worshipped, sacrificed for, sacrificed and came on. In the countries of the Atlantic & Baltimore, it is a national day off for all females. Overall a very sombre day where a lot of Meth is consumed.
Me: "Hey mom can we go to Baltimore for Balls day?"
Mom: "No you disappointment of a human being, leave me alone I'm going out with Derrek for the next few weeks, there's kat food in the basement so STFU."
Female version of blue balls.
That guy at the bar had me do turned on sexually, I went home with fu balls.
When a man dips his balls in spaghetti sauce and gets his lover to lick it off
“My bf wanted me to try his spaghetti balls”
A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.
twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat