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Referring to the already published word on urban dictionary: Asthma with the meaning: A girl that has a large butt.
Albuterol is a prescription medication for Asthma.
As in a person who has Asthma (in this case a large butt) would need Albuterol.
Oooooooeeeee that girl has so much asthma, that girl needs some Albuterol.
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Now what can we take away from this conversation? We have learned that Sally is proven false a lot when she expresses her incorrect opinions such as "You're the cutest" or "I love you most". So silly. When clearly she is the cutest and I love her the most. Imagine smelling to that extent. Like SHEEEEESHHHHH. Another foundational theme in the conversation is that Sally is the most perfect girl. Not only is she the prettiest and hottest but also the funniest and smartest. Therefore she is the Most Perfect Girl and I am the luckiest that I get to date her <3. Another very important message that is portrayed throughout this dialogue is that Sally is the smelliest. Not only does she smell but she reeks. This does not matter though because nothing stands in the way of love. She still smells though. A lot. One time she caused a natural disaster spanning the length of the continental United States. This stench caused widespread famine as it caused entire states to lose their crops. Especially hard his was the Mid-West as a good majority of the states' incomes relies on their agriculture. With farming crippled, the farmers were forced to migrate and become nomads. Anyways back to the point, I am getting side tracked here. Point being, Sally is EXTREMELY smelly.
In conclusion, the most important theme in this conversation is that Sally is the most perfect because she just is and there is nothing anyone can do about it. So I must apologize to every other guy who is dating some girl because your girlfriend kinda sucks compared to Sally since she is the most perfect. But that is ok because Sally sets the bar at infinity at every standard which improves her perfectness (cuteness, intelligence, buffness, etc.) so there is still room to work with. Sally is the Most Perfect Girl.
Marco: Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Everyone: We agree Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Marco: Yo I get to date Sally?
Everyone: Yooooo you're so lucky she is so perfect
Marco: I love you Sally <3
Everyone: Thank you for this Most Perfect Girl Analysis!
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A rarity according to MicroSoft.
MicroSoft had an "actual 12-year-old girl" play a demo of Kodu onstage.
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The act of two women eating each others shit. Usually involves one female shitting piss yellow diahrrea into a cup and eating it with her dyke friend.
George: dude, look up 2 girls 1 cup on the internet.
Dan: (types in link) (PA**(&^^&$JHSN*(%$BF....WHAT THE FUCK! Fuck you man.
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A girl who likes Starbucks, wears vineyard and crocs, gets bullied by everyone, and sometimes fucks there siblings
That very basic white girl fucks her brother while wearing crocs
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i dont know why all the girls from nda went on this site 2 write about how damn hott they are because in reality it is much farther from the truth
yea i got into nda nd i still didnt wanna go there casue it sucks.
why would i ever wanna sit in class all day and listen 2 how much everyone ate and then threw up later on when they got home?
why would i ever wanna listen to a bunch of fugly dykes sit around a table and talk about how everyone wants them?
a comment from before talked about how everyones just jealous because nda girls will go 2 a better college and marry rich...but ill tell u wat really happens...
an nda girl if they make it out straight will go 2 a college that is way overpriced and not worth it..experiment with "scary things" like alcohol drugs that everyone from every other high school already knows about and either get pregnant/infected with STDs or end up marrying a fat ugly bald guy..but heyy at least theyll have the money to move to hingham or hanover or wherever and continue the ugly tradition
congratulations bitches!
props to the marvale and the other random schools i havent herd of that hate nda as much as me<3
Go to an X nd BC dance and please tell me why notre dame prep girls think that wearing cowboy hats with 15 of there friends and going sober makes them cool?
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A stereotypical white girl, is a girl who is perfect, sassy, rude, dumb, and a brat. Or that’s what people think. A white girl is really a girl struggling to fit in with a giant label a blond written on her head. A white girl try’s to be good at things and works hard to earn the love of those around her. This girl may seem spoiled, but not everything is what it seems. This girl may have a tough life of expectation and perfection expected, she may be scolded about her beliefs and her choices. She may be rich, but she is as broke as anyone else. This girl may be going through something nobody knows about but when you see her, you’ll see a happy, perfect girl with everything hidden with a single smile.
I know a blond, white girl, with the expectation for perfection by her whole family. But she learned how to hide it all through her fake smile. She is expected to be a Stereotypical White girl.
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