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limping balls

Balls that became so small like a limping cow.

Kevin's limping balls are fartingly painful after a major shook up at the Jerking club.

by Mewmewcow September 21, 2017


balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024


Lard ball

Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.

Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.

Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.

by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 15, 2023


Ball hog

A person who in a sport or game steals or won't give the ball because there eag is high as fuck

Ethan is a fucking ball hog

by -60 June 1, 2022


Ball juggling boner

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.

"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."

by Assfucker123 December 4, 2016


blaze ball

To smoke a shit ton of weed for the boys and take a hit and pass it around the room but having to hold it in until the last one finishes his hit

Lets go play blaze ball

by Permetheis April 6, 2018


Hot Ball Fiancé

A male, that drives around town in his sports car pulling ass and looking for his future ex wife. He finds pleasure in dressing up and flirting with the opposite sex in public.

Damn there goes Alana’s hot ball fiancé. He’s really hot ballin tonight.

by DonJon86 March 30, 2022