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When a girl gets pleasure out of giving others pleasure.
bella : i love pleasuring my husband it turns me on
amy : that’s strawberry sex
The God of Sex
He sexes everybody
The Man of Sex gave John anal sex a week ago.
Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.
Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD
When a man ejeculates at the same time as a woman squirts and their bodily fluids meet together in air they create a sex fountain
Jimmy: How is your sex life going, Tim?
Tim: me and Gina finally managed to do the sex fountain... I think I'm ready to get married now
When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.
"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."
When you have sex with your first person who is a member of AEA/Actor's Equity Association you get your "sex-quity card"
OMG I totally blew that hottie from Spring Awakening last night and bagged my sex-quity card.
This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*
Girl: FIRE!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*