What you call someone when they shoot you unexpectedly in the 'Team Rumble' LTM in Fortnite: Battle Royale.
Oh, you fucking cock-waffle!
Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.
Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
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A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT. Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.
A cock harness, which has a function similar to a cock ring, is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum.
when someone sprays you with semen while wearing a Mark Zuckerberg mask, and screaming out cock sucker.
Hunter: I totally got cock suckerberg'd last night by Andrew
Andrew: yoo I didn't do that, Jarrell did
Jarrell: I just used my orbital cannon in my pants
someone who checks out your junk while you're changing in the locker room at the gym .
i was changing into my bathing suit, about to go for a swim, when i noticed this COCK GAYZER staring down my dick.
Pronouns used by closeted gay men to locate other closeted gay men. Or by femboys to locate other femboys
“Their pronouns are Big/Cock.”
“That’s pretty gay.”
Or
“Hi my pronouns are Big/Cock!”
“Oh so you want me to fuck you senseless while you wear a hermione hogwarts costume.”
An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve