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Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020


sex explained

1) A man or a girl at school will get attracted to one another, because the man's penis is so large and the girl can see it, and go to one of their houses.
2) The girl will lead the man to her bedroom, and she'll strip down to nothing, revealing her vagina, and boobs.
3) The guy may squeeze the girl's boobs for a bit, or just enjoy looking at her vagina.
4) The girl will get the man to take off his clothes, revealing the penis. After that, the girl will go down to her hands and knees.
5) The girl opens her mouth, and closes her lips on the penis, while the man cums in her mouth.
6) Once the girl is finished swallowing cum, the man grabs the girl by the ass, and throws her onto the bed.
7) The man will take his penis and shove it into the vagina, and the girl will screech a little bit. The man starts moving it around the vagina, continuing to cum.
8) While the man is doing that, the girl will continue to scream, and start encouraging the man to go harder, or faster, agreeing that this is the right thing.

They may stay up for a while at night doing this.

I was at school with one of the hottest girls, in the school, Alexis, and when the bell rang, I knew I had to do something. When I went out the door with her, I pointed down, and she whispered to me, "nice dick." She drove me to her house. When we got there, she led me to her room, and she started taking off her shirt, revealing her massive boobs, then took off her pants revealing her clean, shaved vagina that I was waiting a while to see. She started to come back over to me, and she took off everything I was wearing so that we were both completely naked. I stood there. I looked down, to (what I knew) was her on her hands and knees, walking like an animal towards my penis. She put her head right in front of my dick, and opened her mouth, then continued forward until she had the perfect amount of my cock inside her mouth. She closed her mouth, and I cummed. I gave her as much cum as I could give her in the short minute that I had my penis inside her mouth. She reeled back when she was satisfied. I grabbed her by her vagina and boobs, and thrusting her onto the bed. I stood on my knees, with my penis ready, and when I was ready, I came forward and landed my cock inside her vagina. When she squealed, I leaned forward, laying on her completely. I started kissing her a lot while moving my penis up and down inside her vagina. I told her, "enjoy my sperm. your baby is complete." With that, I cummed again. I don't know why girls like cum so much, I said in my mind. sex explained.

by ur-mom's-vagina-is-not-shaved January 14, 2021


Bad sex advice

I saw a reddit post about a person confessing to give bad sex advice

Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023


Sex Cube

A big, sexy black man who has all white friends and is submissive in a non-sexual manner (exceptions can be made).

Jakkub, more like sex cube!!!

by The black cracker October 10, 2020


hood sex

Proceeding in sexual intercourse without kissing her/him

Damn bro I had the best hood sex with Kelsey last night.

by Lb14 December 9, 2022


Middle school sex

What happens when middle school kids are irresponsible and stupid. In reality its incredibly rare and almost no one does it, as less than 3% of all middle schoolers arent virgins.

Its also i did in 8th grade on may 28, 2024 in the woods behind my school

guy: damn did you hear (my name) had middle school sex?
other guy: wow! really? lucky him, his girlfriend is hot as fuck

by metalmeadows1 July 27, 2024

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Valentino and Cameron having sex

Something that happens casually

Valentino and Cameron having sex will make your balls explode guaranteed

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023