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November 21st everyone has to find a latino to have sex or send nudes to
girl International have sex with a latino day
I know tonight am gonna find a good latino
When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.
Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.
A day when a girl has sex with a boy named Tommy
I’m gonna fuck Tommy in have sex with Tommy day
Men or women( Stereotypically men)would use duct tape to tape the (stereotypically woman) to the bed or sofa then have sex with (her) or rape (her) using the tape as Restraints.
Chad:dude I saw Jenny had tape on her arms and legs!
Carston: you don't think her boyfriend taped her while he banged her do you?
Chad: i don't know maybe.
Carston:she so got duct tape for sex
Having missionary sex and finishing while thinking about equal rights.
Did you hear Barrack and Michelle Obama only have Manumissionary sex?
A sex macgyer will use anything and everything at their disposal, too achieve the desired effect, eg rope swings, with occy straps and zip ties
"Look at that, he's tied her up with an extension cord!"
"Damn that's a sex Magyver right there"
Chipmunk sex is when you put your testicles in someone's mouth.
Yummy balls 👍
"Hey Winds, ever had chipmunk sex?"