Easy D

Easy Dick. Brought into existence in 2017 by one of the Donald's POTUS tweets.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for Easy D.

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Fritz D

Emo Screamo with bad guitars. Terrible music. Crunk tweenager music.

(Fritz D) (emo)(screamo) (teenybopper) (martian) (fake) (meany) (lol) (doodle)

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D-Cup

the cup size for a girl who when measured around the bust has breasts that are 4 inches greater than her band size.
They are not always big, and a skinny girl can have them without them being fake.

Often misinterpreted to mean big. The size of the cup doesn't necessarily mean how big they are. The band with the cup does.

Not always preferred size, not always a cause of back pain, not always on fat girls, not always fake on skinny girls.

1.

I'm a 32D. That's actually average sized. I'm skinny too, and it's natural.

2.

30D = 32C = 34B = 36A * SMALLish*
32D = 34C = 36B = 38A *AVERAGE*
34D = 36C = 38B = 40A *AVERAGE*
36D = 38C = 40B = 42A *BIG*
38D = 40C = 42B = 44A *BIG*
40D = 42C = 44B = 46A *REALLY BIG*

3.

guy1: "Hey look at that girl there with the nice tits, what do you think her cup size is?"
guy2: "They look like a C..."
Girl: "One, you two are pigs. Two, I have a D-Cup"
guy1: "No way, D's are bigger and only on fat girls or fake girls."

girl: "You're ignorant. The size of boobs reflects both the cup size and the band size. I'm a 32D, meaning my breasts stick out 4 inches from my chest, it doesn't mean their big or anything. Just how far they stick out! A girl with a 34C will have the same cup volume I do. You wouldn't know the difference!"
guys 1 & 2:"...either way nice tits."
*Girl slaps boys.*

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d(-_-)b

A noob listening to It's Quiet Uptown.

pHilLiP nOoOoOo d(-_-)b

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Sally D

Slang for Salvia Divinorum

Sally D is the one for me!

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C)>:^{D>

The emoticon :D only with a nose, top hat, mustache, goatee, and is mad. Not seen commomly, but can be used in IM or emails. It's a sometimes used as a reference of an evil magician.

The 'c)' is the top hat.
The '>:' are the mad eyebrows and eyes.
The '^' is the nose.
The '{' is the mustache.
The 'D' is the mouth
The '>' is the goatee

Put it all together: c)>:^{D>

Guy 1: Look at this picture: (link)
Guy A: lol he looks like an evil magician...
Guy 1: c)>:^{D>
Guy A: rofl

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suck a d

Short for "suck a dick", when talking to teachers or adults to hide the true meaning and avoid punishment.

Get back in your seat, the bell hasn't rung yet!!

SUCK A D, BITCH!!!

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