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a girls puussy, box, vagina, or twat
dude if i play my cards right tonight i might get some of jessicas poo tang
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When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.
I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles
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(v) The act of sneakily farting on a pillow before someone goes to sleep. This way, when the person lays their head to go to bed, they smell poo on the pillow. Also known as the flatulent fluff to many of the vocabulary nazis.
Your roommate's coming down the hall about ready to go to bed. Poo pillow him while I go and try to stall him.
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the exact opposite of a no wiper
a poo marker is when you wipe your ass over and over and there is still a brown mark on the toilet paper every time, as if a marker made of poo is up your ass
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When a person has a massive shit, and when expecting to spend the next half hour to an hour cleaning up one hell of a gastly mess, whipes their arse and realises there is no mess at all. Thus the Lord has blessed your hard efforts straining with a no mess joy.
I went for a banging shit, was a bitch to squeeze out, thought it was gonna be at least a whole roll to clean it but it was a miracle poo!
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1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
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When taking a poop, the consistency of the poo is creamy resulting in a goop of poo on the toilet paper when wiping the bum is known as poo goo.
I just used up half a roll of toilet paper to wipe off the poo goo!
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