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An expression used by back-woods folk to display feelings of anger, hate, regret or anxiety. One may also hear "frick" in similar situations from said grease monkey.
Man 1: "Hey Ricky Bobby, your truck got banged up real good while we were pounding Natty Lights last night."
Ricky Bobby: "Dang 'ol man. Shit's fucked."
The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.
"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"
When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
The baddest motherfuckers to ever live. An order of individuals who display the most esteemed amount of gentlemanly conduct and loyalty. Drink it down, drink it down!
“We are a Grand Ole’ Gang”
When Fintmin are past the age of 8 years they are no longer considered Fintmin. They become Dusty Ole Fintmin. They are also referred to as Flipton in some locations. Although they strongly deny that and are known to call themselves Zoey. The origins of this name are unknown. See: "Fintmin"as all characteristics remain the same.
"That Dusty Ole Fintmin just yelled at me and said it's name was not Flipton, but Zoey"
" That Dusty Ole Fintmin is in desperate need of a Fintmin mother and Fintmin father"
Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.
"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."