A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
The scammer version of a Granola Bar
"Yooo reach Brampton with some Gronilla Bars and a peg salleya"
One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.
A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"
"who? oh that dude in the dark?"
"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."
"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
Humbled or Humiliated Beyond Any Repair
Damn, bro, when I saw that kid's eyes for the first time and that it was mine, I was H-BAR
Yo, dude's face was like blaaaowwwww after she dissed him in front of his boys, she made him H-Bar'd good
Yo, homey, don't be a whiny little bitch, alright? You got H-Bar'd, straight! I broke you ankles, they still over here and you all the way over here.
Yo, Bee, you gonna talk to Jay? He's totally H-Barring over you, give him a text...
a place where nuclear wars are started
gonna start a nuclear war in a gay bar
when you try to get birth control at 13 but your parents won't let you.
no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.
Buy the patrons in the bar a round of drinks.
Brian won money so he decided to spin the bar.