a person who doesnt want to do anything besides sit around and play with themselves
pajak you lame ass bastard lets go play some fukin poker
23π 11π
Anyone who roots or plays for the most overpaid losers in the history of American sports. (i.e. steroid users A-Rod, Andy pettite, Roger clemens, jason giambi, gary sheffield.........)
-Hey John, did you hear the new deal the Yankee fucking bastards made?
-No, but I'm guessing they paid over $20 million a year for it.
-Yah, you're right.
26π 13π
Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.
Try asking someone:
Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?
59π 36π
1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure...
2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.
1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!
-What a Cat-Assed Bastard
-Yes, let us throw rocks at him.
2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!
-What a Cat-Assed Bastard
-Those aren't real.
9π 3π
An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.
Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.
Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.
ASS BASTARD FUCK!
Dude you are an ass bastard fuck.
I just wish......AHH ASS BATARD FUCK!
31π 17π
A term for an English person oi you fat dirty hairy crooked nosed bellend English man get ur filthy vagina out that sheepβs arsehole ya dirty cunt
So many sheep shagging bastards now a days should kill them all
5π 3π
Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.
Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.
15π 6π