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The day you were born or the days every 1 year after you were born in which you celebrate. Also the day you can get gifts and presents. Also the day you are 1 year closer to death.
A : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?
A : Because you're 1 year older now
B : aka one year closer to death
A : ...
B : leave
A : okay
the day you celebrate being 1 year closer to death.
"Happy Birthday! you're one year closer to your death!"
An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?
John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.
Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.
John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.
Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!
Drinking home alone, getting drunk and then calling over your gay friends and getting naked.
I have to go to a birthday arty today.
A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
It’s my birthday! One year closer to death.
A special holiday that only occurs on each day that is great at your Junes
A thing you do on the month and day you were born to celebrate you or someone else getting older, even though this should be a sad moment for the knowing of a year closer to death and anxiety and depression and for the closer death of parents but we still fucking have fun and celebrate someone getting older.
“Son” dad what’s the definition of birthdays“dad” “son” oh wait….