Random
Source Code
Random
he wanted a peaceful,tranquil.. blow job. as he found it to be like mass as she knelled onto her knee's. all pray for those on their knees at his bedroom alter. Amen together it's makes " Quakering blowjob". all those worship in praise..master.
Quakering blowjob, as she knelled at his bedroom alter, she made no sound.. as she just opened her mouth...-gags- He says Amen.
1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.
A blow job from either a chicken or cornish person
I got a cornish blowjob last night mate
something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.
Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?
Another word for anal
Because the lips of the mouth and the asshole are made of the same skin, one could consider anal a backdoor blowjob.
Bro 1: I think she wants to try anal with me bro.
Bro 2: Ahh, going for the Backdoor Blowjob huh?
October 18th is national give your best dread a blowjob day
I guess I should call my guy best friend. It’s national blowjob for best friend day